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Wednesday, December 20, 2006
Here is how to make my favorite Jose Cuervo Christmas Cookies!
Christmas Cookie Active Ingredients:
1 cup of water
1 tsp. baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp. salt
1 cup of brown sugar
4 large eggs
1 cup nuts
2 cups of dried fruit
1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila
Sample the Cuervo to check quality.
Take a large bowl, check the Cuervo again, to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink.
Turn on the electric mixer... Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar... Beat again.
At this point it's best to make sure the Cuervo is still OK, try another cup (just in case.)
Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit, Pick the frigging fruit off floor... Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a drewscriver.
Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity.
Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Who giveshz a sheet. Check the Jose Cuervo. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find. Greash the oven.
Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget to beat off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the Cose Juervo and make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.
Monday, December 18, 2006
Except for the cards that I wrote and got from others for my cards for soldiers card drive, there are no Yule or Xmas or Christmas or Holiday cards in the mail for any of my friends or family.
I just kept putting it off and putting it off, and now it's too late.
I am barely done with gift shopping. I also don't have gifts for many of my friends because I am a huge loser.
I don't have any decorations up.
I can't seem to get with it. I can't get it figured out. I can't get excited about any of it. NONE OF IT.
If you've sent me a Yule or Holiday card... thank you. If you've received a card from me before and didn't get one this year, please know it's not because I didn't send one to you, it's that I didn't send any to anybody.
Because I feel like a huge dorkus loser.
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