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Thursday, August 09, 2007

Shitty Blog Survivor Journal -- Top Three

The heat has gotten to me.

If it wasn't bad enough that I've had to spend all my time hoarding watermelons and coconuts, everyone else has undertaken their own little "island pastimes."

Nat the hippie has decided to hippie-fy her remaining third of the island, and has taken to collecting all of the relatively-big rocks she can find and assembling them into a peace sign on the side of the hill. She also made a big yellow happy face, although I'm not sure how she was able to manage that. Paint? Flowers? Who the hell knows. Her camp buts right up against mine, and I saw her using native berries to dye the tarp that went over top of her lean-to into psychedelic colors.

Monty, in true Okie style, has taken to barricading herself up on her third of the island. She might have blocked off all entrance to her particular parcel by making a fence out of conch shells and sticks and pieces of plants, but that doesn't mean I can't see her across the bay. Not like I'm going to cross the lagoon anyway for the goddamned sharks -- I'm sure as hell not going to be the next one on that bloody old crusty raft for their feeding time. I saw her putting up "keep out" signs as if there's anybody that wants to be around her -- the crazier she gets, the less safe I really feel around her. Today I wiggled my fingers at her and stuck out my tongue from the beach. I don't know if she saw me.

In the meantime, I'm just glad I decided to make my shelter near where I found the watermelons. I can't see any more coconut trees anywhere, it looks like I must have all of the coconuts. I piled them on a table next to the watermelons and put them by my oven. Maybe they'll ripen faster?

I know I can't do this place justice -- thankfully, Jeckles told us that we need to make a model of the island so he can see what's really going on here. I hope those crazy broads don't lie about their impending psycho fits -- hopefully Jeckles will see these pictures and realize I'm the only halfway sane one here.


So here's the pictures. I'm sorry that some of them are blurry.

Rose typed all this stuff at 7:15 PM | #


Monday, August 06, 2007

So um, holy shit.

I'm going to take a vacation.

Yeah, I'm in shock too.

Rose typed all this stuff at 12:57 PM | #


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